Christmas Eve, 2053: Underneath every little girl's tree, a robot pony.
Comb their soft and luscious nylon fur!
Listen close - hear their clockwork hearts whir.
Robot ponies...
They feed on plastic bags,
cut up like lettuce,
right out of your hand.
Things get out of hand
unless you use one of 20 preset functions
to make them understand you know best.
Choose between seven pony types!
Some like swimming - we made those babies air-tight.
Children, parents, spread the word around.
Robot ponies take your granny out to
the robot pony geriatric ranch.
Tennis, golf and basketball,
these robot ponies do it all.
They fuckin' love it all!
They'll tuck you in at night and sing to you,
"You know best."
Christmas Eve, 2053: Underneath every little girl's tree, a robot pony.
Comb their soft and luscious nylon fur!
Listen close - hear their clockwork hearts whir.
Robot ponies...
Back to school 2054,
new models on the way,
nothing's here to stay.
Last year's pony doesn't mind
being left behind.
You know best!
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